mom said i can't speed ~ carabiner strap (keychain)


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mom said i cant speed
1 keychain per purchase, product image is displaying the front & back

  • Nylon webbing
  • Approx. 7" long (from carabiner to tail-end of keyring)
  • Front rubber patch "mom said i can't speed"
  • Back rubber patch "😰  ちくしょう!" (dang it!)
  • Black coated carabiner, keyring & hook***
  • All sales final. If you have any questions, please see FAQ or Contact.
***black coating will wear down around high-friction points of metal during consistent use

Customer Reviews

Based on 16 reviews
Thomas N.

Amazing, nice and sturdy and really detailed, will be purchasing more in the future!

poppy m.l.
gift for bf

he loves it very much, super high quality & made his mama laugh too <3

Tracy Y.

Bought for my son and he loves it!


It came in the mail super quick and is cute. The perfect addition to hold my car keys. I also really like both of the clasps.

Kevin Y.

mom said i can't speed ~ carabiner strap (keychain)